Arrero whole Christian life of our northern, dark, mountainous and godless land. If you want to be participants in the Christian barbarism, let us know, to intercede with HAL-UFUS and thus it grants you the favor to preach his anti-gospel. With its infinite supreme evil, here's a sample of the real truth, that will mean the end of our enemies.
THE FIRST ANTIEVANGELIO
ANTIBIBLIA
EXEMPLARY LIVES: THE REAL LIFE
OF THE VIRGIN MARY
Mary was a young girl from little Hebrew I knew what was going to be the most important of his life: the cock. Therefore, at the tender age of 8 years and gave to his father, uncles, cousins and my otherUVO to refrain from fucking and then had time to think about your situation. The result was that decided to move to another city and look for a guy stupid enough to be able to marry her. This guy just met a young carpenter from Nazareth named Joseph (for details, see the chapter devoted to this exemplary lives plundering of living). The boy was really an asshole, so dumb he thought was broken in a straw breaking strands of hay on his erect member, causing him some annoying and uncomfortable rubbing on his penis and not a few taunts from people. Joseph, who did not eat or a hole in a donut since he had use of reason, when he was approached our unique character could not believe what thisba happening. So, our dear idiot compelling stoically endured sexual needs of his wife (Maria by that time had a clit the size, shape, texture and color of a cucumber than 9 kg) and was waiting patiently for his nocturnal. Mary, who was pretty dunce, he told Joseph stupidest excuses imaginable, so stupid that even the thought Joseph.
And fate was combined with the rudimentary methods of contraception at the time, and Mary became pregnant. No one knows for sure if the father was Joseph, as knowing Mary could be anyone, why is not that Jesus is the son of god, but rather that Jesus is the Son of God ALL. This is how it came to conecer for the entire area, until finally removed the "whole" and became the Son of God ("until he got to fuck it" used to comment on the people by that time). The story can be summarized as follows: Mary notes that she is pregnant and tells Joseph that an angel came down from heaven and chose her to be the son of God (must see to get points when someone is run out of excuses). He replied that yes indeed, very well, sure that of all women everywhere should have chosen a saint like her, and therefore were going to have the child where no one else knew to avoid derision toward him and that force would be "his" son. This is how they left their village andHalfway Mary was in labor and gave birth in a stable full of animals. What the Kings do not know who was the invention but in reality there are only passed the stable owner that Mary had to make oral sex as payment for using his block. After this came to Bethlehem and the rest is another story.
That what happened to Mary, the truth is not certainly known, only rumors that he died of vaginal bleeding, or was she went crazy and jumped into a ravine, or simply committed suicide when they reach menopause. We only know with certainty that, but the first was a major nymphomaniacs history. FIN
(Compiled by the black historian Kol-As inspired by the unholy presence of HAL-UFUS great throughout its vast magnificence)
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